After adding 1000 more words tonight to a 10,000 word fic that was "just a quick one, I swear," I have found myself questioning my life choices. Please help me judge myself with the poll below. The offending fic is Mirror!verse Kirk/McCoy, Pike/McCoy, if that's salient information.
Can there be too many sex scenes in one fic?
Yes, sex happens only once, at the end of a fic. You knows a fic is over when all parties have achieved orgasm. Obviously.
Yes, when I start to get bored.
Maybe, if the scenes contribute nothing to the plot/character development.
No, you can never have too much sex.
Ticky box can go all night.
If ticky box has to die, it wants to die of sexual exhaustion.
ETA: Things Googled tonight in writing this fic include "thesaurus: filthy" and "futuristic butt plug." Goodnight, everybody.